He would have had excellent grades in school and
all his teachers would have commented about how well
he got along with others.

All the girls would have had crushes on him because
he was so handsome. (“Oh, he has such big, beautiful
eyes!” they’d say.) But he wouldn’t have been full
of himself about it.

He’d have to work at keeping his weight down
because he’s a food lover.

He’d go for spa treatments and massages.

Everyone would say his best qualities were
loyalty, patience, and compassion.
They’d note his negative ones were whining,
snoring, and a distrust of strangers.

He’d go on frequent rides in a convertible
with the top down.

He wouldn’t leave your side if you were sick
or sad, and he’d probably choose a career in the health
care field.

He’d be the life of a party because he likes
to dance, especially spin and twirl.

His sense of humor would be on the dry side. People would say they don’t get his jokes.

He’d be an Anglophile and boast
that he could trace his ancestors back to
King Charles 11.